Woman Drinks Dog Piss So That She Wont Get Cancer: Spoiler Alert: She's Cancer Free

Now, I dont have a degree in Science but I can tell you that this remedy works. In fact, all home remedies work. Just last week I poured a jar of apple cider vinegar on my head to get rid of my dandruff. It worked. I’m walking around flake free and it’s freeing as hell. I can wear black shirts now. I don’t wear black shirts because it attracts the sun and I try not to do that because I’m kind of a ginger. I have a red beard, which is still plagued with dandruff, so I gotta be careful.

I think enough people are talking about this lady drinking some warm dog piss. Not enough people are talking about her collection methods. They are absolutely divine. I mean, it’s like she’s been a dog handler for years. My only correction would be to grab a coat hanger. With a coat hanger, you can form a loop around the cup and use the rest of the hanger as an arm of sorts. With that arm, you can go straight to the source, talkin dog dick now, and get the biggest glass of dog piss you’ve ever seen. I recommend a mason jar. The lip around the opening is perfect for a coat hanger loop and you can collect a full pint. If you dont drink it all in one sitting, you can replace the cap, toss it in the ole fridge, and come back to a urine green tea after you mow the grass. Summer SZN. Dog Piss SZN.

Here’s some other coat hanger tricks. Enjoy!